blue skies are coming

i know it's hard

neurochemical:

neurochemical:

im at a hotel and the people in the room next to my room started having sex and i timed it and he only lasted for 54 seconds and i think they can hear me laughing now

UPDATE: they just banged on the wall and it only made me laugh harder because dude you can bang a wall but not your girlfriend

(Source: mikisayama, via getup-johnnyboy)

tall-dark-n-creepy:

dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

Then stare right into their eyes and say, “I hope”

(via getup-johnnyboy)

peppermintbee:

Words I started using ironically:

  • bro / bruh
  • bae
  • waifu
  • rad
  • totes
  • amirite
  • mang

Words I’m now using non-ironically:

  • [ see above list ]

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